Curiouser and Curiouser

I'm Kelsey.

I hate nuns, d-bags, and peas. In that order.

I love old rock stars, Azeroth, and my 360. In that order.


Ask me anything  


T-shirts.

  • Me: What are you up to?
  • Jake: Grocery shopping at Wal-Mart.
  • Me: Haha, classy.
  • Jake: And frugal.
  • Me: And socially irresponsible.
  • Jake: Forgive me, but you have no idea the strides I have to take to maintain my sushi budget.
  • Me: You're one classy-ass motherfucker.
  • Jake: Yes, and I'm incredibly well-endowed, I'm quite the catch...
  • Me: Combine that with your uniform, and BAM! Unstoppable.
  • Jake: I'm like a porn scene waiting to happen.

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