Curiouser and Curiouser

I'm Kelsey.

I hate nuns, d-bags, and peas. In that order.

I love old rock stars, Azeroth, and my 360. In that order.


Ask me anything  


Hakuna matata. :)

  • Me: so ideally for you, how would things unfold?
  • J: I would open up a Chinese fortune cookie and inside, it would have the deed to this universe, 1/4th a second later, I am crowned king and heralded as such.
  • Me: and what would you do as king?
  • J: Populate mars.
  • Me: with?
  • J: Penguins.

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