February 2010
7 posts
avocadosalad:
somuchsass:
George Harrison -...
Some of my friends are awful people.
But I love them so much anyway. Probably because of this fact, actually. Does that make me terrible?
“I really hope you aren’t going to kiss me with a shovel. I wouldn’t...”
– John.
Ask me anything. →
T-shirts.
Me: What are you up to?
Jake: Grocery shopping at Wal-Mart.
Me: Haha, classy.
Jake: And frugal.
Me: And socially irresponsible.
Jake: Forgive me, but you have no idea the strides I have to take to maintain my sushi budget.
Me: You're one classy-ass motherfucker.
Jake: Yes, and I'm incredibly well-endowed, I'm quite the catch...
Me: Combine that with your uniform, and BAM! Unstoppable.
Jake: I'm like a porn scene waiting to happen.
Ii don’tt thinkk Ii cann properlyy expresss myy disgustt att peoplee, particularlyy preteenss, whoo typee likee thiss.
Take a breath.
Take it slow. Nothing is on fire.
“I feel very disconnected and unreal. It’s as though, I don’t...”
– John.
…Game over.
On women.
J: I was imagining something crazy that women dream up.
J: Like, oh, I hate people with brown hair.
J: Or, oh, you look like a guy I want to stab.
January 2010
55 posts
Schmoop.
“Don’t be angry at me if I show up without any pants.”
– John.
More Adams than your body has room for.
That… is my life. >.<
Let's do it like they do in Balls of Fury.
J: Maybe I'd cruise out there and we could find some places to do things two adults of opposite sex do.
Me: like?
J: Ping pong.
Me: awesome.
J: You bring the paddle, I'll bring the balls, and well find ourselves a table.
Me: giggidy.
J: That was brilliant.
“Surely, you cannot state that I am punching my fist into your clitoris.”
– John.
Why, no, I suppose I can’t.
Adam just asked me if Swedish is a written language. :P
Kyle's classy.
Me: So what are you doing tonight?
Kyle: Cayla.
Bahaha.
Sound logic.
J: If we were two basketball players and we hadn't played basketball together, I'd be a little curious as to why.
J: But that's not true.
J: We're fuckers.
Hakuna matata. :)
Me: so ideally for you, how would things unfold?
J: I would open up a Chinese fortune cookie and inside, it would have the deed to this universe, 1/4th a second later, I am crowned king and heralded as such.
Me: and what would you do as king?
J: Populate mars.
Me: with?
J: Penguins.
There's a song from The Angry Beavers stuck in my...
Boo hiss.
Serious endings to otherwise excellent sitcoms? No thank you, Fresh Prince.
PMS is a bitch.
Watching Gilmore Girls is a baaaaad idea. I haven’t cried this hard in over a month. Ha. Pathetic, party of one. :P
“Mind over matter, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart.”
– Hall & Oates
On being a woman.
j: I used to be like, oh man, I wish I could be a girl for just one day.
j: I'd get bewbs
j: And vagina.
j: And now I think and say.
j: Mannn that would suck.
j: I'd have no idea whats going on.
j: It'd be a terrible day.
j: HELP
j: HELP ME SOMEONE
j: I think, I think I've been shot
j: Theres blood all over.
j: And my guts hurt real bad.
Adam Pascal is on TV.
Fap fap fap.
“It’s not that easy to win over a girl’s heart. You can’t just look into her eyes...”
– (via runawaytrain) (via brokenmachine) (via onlycourtney) (via lovelylinguist)
“Cats go meow, if you didn’t know. Ferrets go dook dook.”
– John.
I met the most fascinating person this evening.
More to come. :)
I am greatly amused.
I found out if I shimmy a certain way, my bra makes a “fap” sound.
I AM SO HAPPY.
“We’re not real complicated. We just like thinking about boobies.”
– Adam M, in regards to men.
“I almost tore my hair out when I saw you playing my character with the arrow...”
– Kyle, on my n00bitude.
I'm playing WoW.
Again. With Kyle. Again. On Scilla. Again.
Oh sweet sweet Azeroth. How I’ve missed you.
This scene has made my romantic heart flutter...
Kat: If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me?
Casper: No. She'd never forget you. Kat?
Kat: Mm-hmm?
Casper: If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?
Kat: Mm-hmm.
Casper: Kat?
Kat: Mm-hmm.
Casper: Can I keep you?
ME TOO. I'm glad I'm not alone. : P
I know no one said life was fair.
But this is getting ridiculous.
“You just don’t get it, you keep it copacetic, and you learn to accept it;...”
– Local H, “Just Don’t Get It”.
Story of my damn life.
On men, a few in particular.
M: i think you are better than him
M: you deserve a hot viking man
Me: like alexander skarsgard!
M: i am thnking squizgard from metalocalypse
Me: lol YES.
M: hehehehehe
M: yes
M: who wouldn't right?!?!?
M: i'm more of a lover of explosion myself
M: but thats because he's more my physical type
M: i think
Me: hahaha
Me: analyzing cartoon characters fuckability
Me: reason number 83 why i love you. :P
M: heheheh
M: but see, toki is more my alternative, innocent geeky type
M: but I'm pretty sure squizgaar is probably the most experienced
M: so that could be nice too
M: and its not *all* cartoons I do this with
M: only hot metal ones
Corperate Hell
hellblog:
Reason why corperate America is going to Hell: They are trying to take over the world and they do not care who they step on to get there.
Reason why I am going to Hell: I am helping them.
Reason why customers are going to Hell: They are helping too.
Another reason why customers are going to Hell: They always come in droves for the express purpose of making my life harder.
Reason...
What an excellent day.
New glasses, and a possibility of seeing my sister TWICE in ONE YEAR.
May for STAR WARS WEEKEND with the fabulous Mr. Jensen, and October for the food and wine festival/my birthday/graduation. :)
I can barely contain my excitement. Seriously.
Wise words.
Adam M.: Just assume I said something incredibly clever
Adam M.: Cuz it's probably true
I loves me some Khloe Kardashian, but this is...
Kevin: Is that Khloe Kardashian?
Me: No, that's Kim. Khloe's the one who looks like Princess Fiona.
Kevin: In ogre form.
Me: Yup.
...SO DAMN TRUE. I bark-laughed. Thanks.
I found a reason to have children. →
Epic lulz, son. Epic lulz.
Billy Joel tugs at my heart strings.
I swear, that man knew me before I did. I aspire to be the women about whom he sings.
I also aspire to make sweet, sweet love to him. But that will never happen (seriously, have you seen his wife?), so I’ll settle for the former.
Star Wars Weekend?! →
This changes ERRYTHING.
Planning a road trip a deux.
It would be much easier if the other person was here. I’m ridiculously excited! Probably a combo of the travel literature, delicious coffee, and Jet on my iPod.
I swear, I don’t even know where to begin. I’m just salivating over brochures and websites and insiders’ guides a-gogo.
Hope it was a serious offer. If not, Adam might be getting a level 8 cunt punt.
Baaaaby, talk nerdy to me.
Adam: I may have just signed away my sex life, I'm not quite sure
Adam: A friend of mine runs a pretty good raiding guild on this server
Adam: (in fact, I was a charter member, but fell behind level-wise)
Adam: Anyway, I told him I wanted to start raiding
Adam: Therefore bellowing from the rooftops that I never want to see a woman naked again
I am shamelessly rocking out to Backstreet Boys as I drive to meet the fellas. Be jealous.